Ask and ye shall receive. Such is the power of the Internet. Last week I asked y'all to help me come up with a new theme song for my life and the responses were overwhelming.  Seriously. I thought that my new song would be obvious. That when I saw it, it would just jump out at me and grab me. But no. Y'all are just too awesome. How am I supposed to choose from these: 

• Sexy Bitch, David Guetta: AndreAnna
• I'm Coming Out, Diana Ross: Nenette
• I'm Free, The Soup Dragons: Burgh Baby
• Survivor, Destiny's Child: The News Producer (even though I had previously ruled it out)
• I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor: The News Producer
• Get The Party Started, P!nk: Harmzie
• Memories, David Guetta: Harmzie
• Let It Rock, Kevin Rudolf & Lil Wayne: Cass
• Fresh Feeling, The Eels: The Wine Diva
• I Must Be in a Good Place Now, Vetiver: The Wine Diva
• Ten Feet of Snow, The Action Design: Alicat
• On The Road Again, Willie Nelson: Miss Mary
• Put Your Records On, Corinne Bailey Ray: Madame Queen
• I Gotta Feeling, Black Eyed Peas: Suzy Voices
• I Told You I Was Freekie, Flight of the Conchords: Suzy Voices
• I've Still Got My Health, Better Midler: Suzy Voices
• Indestructible, Disturbed: Suzy Voices
• Sin Wagon, Dixie Chicks: Suzy Voices
• The Warrior, Patty Smyth: Suzy Voices
• What a Wonderful World, Louis Armstrong: Suzy Voices
• Woman, Wolfmother: Suzy Voices
• I Just Haven't Met You Yet, Michael Buble: The Realtor
• Bootilicious, Destiny's Child: The Redneck Princess
• New Attitude, The Pointer Sisters: The Redneck Princess
• I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor: Dad
• Fighter, Christina Aguilera: Rougie

They all mean something special to me in their own way and they all inspire me in their own way. Obviously I can't choose. So instead of a theme song for 35, I have an entire theme mix. What could be better?

And as much as I'd love to send you all cookies, that's going to be a bit of a challenge until someone decides to bankroll me in the cookie business. So I picked a winner the old-fashioned way: I put everyone's name in a hat and drew one. The winner? Harmzie. Seriously. I swear she wins every contest I run which may make you think that the system is rigged. Trust me - it's not. Because shipping shit to Canada is a giant pain in the ass.